apfelgetrank

woot woot

2005-09-30T03:00:06Z

EEE ITS ALMOST OCTOBER EVERYONE! Who doesnt love the fall?! The weather is GORGEOUS! Halloween is freaking awsome! and theres that undeniable feeling that u wana be with some one. :-/ kinda a poo for those of us single but its fun to! Wow so i never write in this thing... i dont know quite what to say Except that i love you friends!!!!!!! MWAAA TO ALL OF YOU!!!!

SOS

2005-09-03T15:20:13Z

09-03-05

Dear Journal,
I am not safe here with these conspirators. 24 hours after my allegded "nessisary" oral surgery the fallowing has passed: Puked cup fulls of blood... twice, riped more skin snapping my jaw back into socket, dribbling endlessly down my neck (egees, ice cream, and unknowingly flaming hot soup, lol). Though i felt fine yesterday. Evil dental spies have obviously come and raped my cheaks upon my mothers request. They keep slipping me pills making my escape impossable, due to my inability to see strait. They could have at least made them fun pills. (tylonal with codene???? pshhhh) Too drugged to leave but to livley to sleep i have become a puffy cheaked indentured slave. Im beginning to suspect they are crushing more pills in to my banana mash as i am starting to understand the secret messages this "tv" is trying to tell me.

This is K-frog signing off. Mrs piggie is screaming rape me... A sad sorted world this has become. Its a job for only one group...... Aaaammmeerrriiicaaaaaaaa ammmmerriiicaaaaaaa fuuuckkk yeeeaaahh! AHHHHHH the zombies!

Yup

2005-06-09T04:43:28Z

ITs offical. Living at my house is dangerous. 10 mintues back and i can already feel my endorphins fleeing for greener pastures. GROUP WE NEED TO have a group reuniting! We should all do something.

Drama

2005-02-26T20:44:50Z

OK so Magical things can happen right? Here we go
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**fuck off girls boys drugs parents rules regulations dead lines reprocutions limitations time limits dead weight dead beats racist pricks mind fuckers false innocence bitches apearance assholes preconceptions -lets just all play nice-****** *poof*

take that facts of life. :)

ah

2005-02-14T04:42:10Z

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apfelgetrank @ 2005-01-05T16:53:00

2005-01-05T23:59:05Z

life is confuseling need more sleep so i can figure it out. These past two days have been xtream hobo sleepydays I say 2 days because tuesday got sucked in to the great void in my opinion it never came you are all just liars.
I need to redo my hair for 2 reasons. One when i got it done the last time it wasnt how i wanted it and 2 because anytime anything happens that i hate nd bugs me nd makes a change i have a huge urge to change my hair. Its growing.... BIG urge.. if im not careful i might try nd do it my self again. ahhhhhhhh thats not a good thing.

Dont worry about money
Dont worry about cars
Dont worry about growning up -to be a star-
When she's laying on her back
just put it in just put in just put it in...
Fuck the bull shit Im concieted
Look what he did
I can do it too

apfelgetrank @ 2004-12-22T21:19:00

2004-12-23T04:20:06Z

Humm this is very interesting

Xmas is comming

2004-12-21T19:43:27Z

Hum well its Tuesday morning. David is suppose to pick me up soon so we can go shopping... Where is that boy? Hes always late. ahh but I love him. Note to self: it is useless trying to pick all the little specks out of sugar because when you add the tea there will be billions of little tea specks everywhere and you know youve worked too long and too hard to have specks in your drink. So it is out of the force of pride and principal, not desire, that you take, or try to take, every little tea speck out and you end up with cold tea mostly on the counter and whats left in the cup swashes around mockingly with only the finest tea specks in it. Another note to self: Lipton tea in the tea bags work just fine.

So I decided to have a girly night for my self. So I walked down to hollywood video to get some movies. I have to say that I genuinly like walking. Something always happens nd it jsut feels good especially at night. With out the darkness I wouldnt have been able to see the sparks flying out of a truck pulling some large squareish thing behind it. Good times.

Yes, right, so I rented Chocolat and Bridget Jones's Dairy. Heh its so funny watching the people who work there. Too many hours dealing with people and being very bord. There is always some crisis they are going all huffy about. Ha, nd the guy checking out the movies definitly thought he was cool stuff. Got the whole flip the movie back N forth, scan, get the security - get the security thing o-- oo-- off-- OFF DAMN YOU! I swareit took him 10 minutes to get the plastic security band off haha. Nd then he gets all smooth and says and now you are going to owe me *clever face with slightly raised eyebrow* looks at the screen (blink blink) looking.. looking.. *dicouraged face* he looks some more... looks... *kermit the frog irratated face* then "*heh* slow processor." ..... ok yeah its 8.95$.. After a REALLY long check out soooo happy to be out nd then finaly back home sat down to watch my movies. Grabbed some motzerella (sp?) balls with balsalmic vinigar (thank you mina for showing me this godly food) and tea.. oh god dnt get me started on tea... nut yeah Sara you were right Chocolat was sad. I still really liked it tho. And Bridget jones.... That movie is so awsome. I just wish something that cute would happen to me. I cant watch that movie with anyone though. Anytime anything cute happens I cant help but squish into a little ball nd sqeek. I very nearly fell out of my chair but cought my self on the arm rest. I dont really need to add any fuel againce me now that Azuu is on to me. SO I was wrong once!!! Once!!! A lot has changed you even admited your computer was evil! Besides shoe girl I - I - well ill think of something. :-p

Oh the Christmas season, a delightful time to realize how alone you are. haha. Actually its pretty cool. Im not sure why but im feeling pretty good. That hope that maybe things will get better. Mom wants me to make Christmas cookies, So i went to get my favorite cookie book AND I CANT FIND IT. HOW am i supposed to make suger cookies with out the sprinkle duck cookie and his friends helping me through it!! The other books are so borning NO PICTURES no captivating story about their cookie village! No cookies on marry go rounds.. NO "SPIRING-KLE" DUCKLING! idnoo.. Its jsut not the same... Im not inspired...
I guess ill jsut have to... *sniff* Idno ill find a way...

Its me signing of the computer for cookie heartbreak
Jenn

LALas Orders

2004-12-16T21:34:38Z

Yeah so Caila reminded me that I had one of these thingies nd I should prolly undate it. Sooooo yeah. I have decided school needs to die. So does home really I need more freedom. This Mono stuff is Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul shit I feel finnnne. All this solatude is really hard to snap out of I really think it breaks your mind. I keep going around talking to people or doing something that needs to get done nd wake up nd realized it neeverrr happened Woooooo day dreaming again. Yeah I have the menal capasity of a Gerbel, same maturaty level too i do believe. Im stairing at a cut with sponge bob who definitly looks like hes about to take something in the mouth. His eyes are creepin me out too. They are just so big and blue and eew his eye lashes come out of his nacked eye thats soo gross imagin if u had lashes growing out of your eye ahhhhh
ackack
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..wow that took way longer then it should have you better like it.

Yes so I think we should get rid of the work Cock. Seriously does anyone have any kind of attachment to it?
LEt me first point out that I am not the only visual thinker. Now we all know that the penis really didn't
own the word before the chicken. This is not fair to the chicken nor is it flattering to the penis. There is nothing sexy about a chicken... Idno maybe its the plumage, or the nasty feet anyway, its jsut not there. The idea of a chicken and a penis being one in the same is quite frankly disturbing. I eat chicken... for dinner. And for all you guys proud of disgracing the chicken jsut remember everytime you refer to you "penis" as a cock we think "chicken penis". What you didnt think there are so many unfertilized chiken eggs for no reason did you? ITs coz chickens ARNT sexy. you nd yr chicken sperm aint getting "layed" hahahaha sry... egg joke. Sp please for the common curtesy of the chicken the eater and yourself lets use other terms. Hoo hoo, Jonson, dillywilly, dong, scholng, dick, pepe (not recommended), blue-veined junket pumper ( personal fav), dipstick, doughnut holder, love muscle, love stick, love truncheon, meat, meat whistle, member, ol' one-eye, one-eyed trouser snake Im sure you get the point.
And thank you.

hAK hAK

2004-11-29T20:56:45Z

Well I didnt go to school today mainly because a feel like ass, but also because I hada doctors appointment. Yeah So I wait forever in this waiting room with like 20 babies and me feeling very akward since in my a pediactric clinic and im 15. ANywhoo I go in there and its not my usual doctor noo noo this lady had evil in her eye I knew it. She starts asking questions nd shes like ok so this could be Strep throat or more likely Mono or mononucleosis *smuggie smug smug look* My dad looks at the floor. Yes yes we all know what that means. Honistly it should be a big deal but with my parents everything is. So then I hada go get blood work nd in the car dads like doo u knooooow how people get mono jennniiifffeerrrr? *Heeeeeeeeeeh* Sharing sodas and... other things.. then he starts asking whos been sick lately i really cnt think of ne one cept maybe sean who i did actually see but after i started getting sick nd i didnt share ne thing with with ne way. Though he did finnish my drink for me.. I hope hes ok. At anyrate i decided not to bring that up to dad I know its not him and dad has a hard time believing a boy and a girl can be in the same area and not have mad sex. super market, resturant, mall u name it its a possable banging spot. It really makes me wonder about my dadieo as a child he musta been one freaky dude.... Ew. YEAH aNY way SO i get my blood tested dressed in sweat pants my jonh mayer shirt comfy socks, glasses SEXY BEAST! I go in guy give me a funny look but i really dnt feel like dealing with it he tied off my arm nd sticks the pointy thing nd nd then sticka tube on it HOLY CRAP ive never seen blood fly like that it was kinda gross like a soda fontain but blood. But yeah he takes this huuuuuge freaking vial of my blood I was good god wut r u a vampire?! and he sticks another tube in my arm! fills it up. You know blood itsnt that pretty a color when its in large amounts. Yeah so he hands me a paper with directions to read nd sends me off. I read blah blah bleh *Dont bend your arm may cause brusing. I look down and im bending my arm to read the paper. Fuck thanks guys. Then it starts talking about this procedure if it does bruse. BLEH oh well
Im off to go watch enemy of the state I wish will smith didnt remind me of my bother so much coz hes kinda cute nd thats just weird.
-jenn

apfelgetrank @ 2004-11-23T20:45:00

2004-11-24T03:48:57Z

So this is the akward time in every ones life where they have to write their first entry. It aktually quite scary, like moving schools. I was happy at blogdrive but for certant reasons I had to move. What if I dont fit in here? What if i dont make any friends and EVERYTHING IS SO WHITE and there are so many options its too much! AHHHHH
-jenn